Tell him (or her):
- I’d rather have a Maglite engraved with your logo instead of a raise this year.
- You can use these as service awards, instead of having a dinner for the employees.
- You can also use these as safety awards, if your shop goes 6 months without an accident.
- I’ll limit my coffee breaks to 10 minutes instead of 15, for the rest of the year.
- I won’t tell anyone that your other car is a Jaguar, and you don’t drive it to work
A win/win Jaguar Deal for a Maglite Engraved because your employees might get jealous.
Please post your other suggestions here. I’d be glad to see them.